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| #861 |   | Who's scruffy-looking? 		-- Han Solo
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| #862 |   | Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? 		-- Paul Simon
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| #863 |   | "Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." 		-- Ian Shoales
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| #864 |   | 	Why are you doing this to me? 	Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before there is change. 		-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
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| #865 |   | Why do we have two eyes?  To watch 3-D movies with.
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| #866 |   | Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it? -- Why should I not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I don't know why I shouldn't -- Well, then -- You will do me this favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you not do it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I shall do the same for you, when you want me to.  Why not?  Why should I not do it for you?  Strange!  Why not? -- I can't think why not. 		-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a letter to his cousin Maria, 		   "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele
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| #867 |   | Why you say you no bunny rabbit when you have little powder-puff tail?  		-- The Tasmanian Devil
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| #868 |   | Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. 		-- Christopher Plummer
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| #869 |   | Worth seeing?  Yes, but not worth going to see.
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| #870 |   | Would it help if I got out and pushed? 		-- Princess Leia Organa
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