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| #2996 |   | "Success covers a multitude of blunders." -- George Bernard Shaw
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| #2997 |   | "The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while  the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." -- William Stekel
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| #2998 |   | "Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..." -- Badger comics
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| #2999 |   | "Is it really you, Fuzz, or is it Memorex, or is it radiation sickness?"  -- Sonic Disruptors comics
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| #3000 |   | "Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons  for it afterwards." -- Soren F. Petersen
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| #3001 |   | "You're a creature of the night, Michael.  Wait'll Mom hears about this." -- from the movie "The Lost Boys"
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| #3002 |   | "Plastic gun.  Ingenious.  More coffee, please." -- The Phantom comics
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| #3003 |   | The game of life is a game of boomerangs.  Our thoughts, deeds and words  return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.
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| #3004 |   | If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
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| #3005 |   | "A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a  perfectly good kitten." -- Doug Larson
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