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#3688 |  | Acquaintance, n: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when the object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3689 |  | ADA: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness. -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
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#3690 |  | Adler's Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from the bureaucrats.
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#3691 |  | Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3692 |  | Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3693 |  | Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
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#3694 |  | Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable.
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#3695 |  | Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
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#3696 |  | Age, n.: That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#3697 |  | Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
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