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| #4058 | | Greener's Law:
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
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| #4059 | | Grelb's Reminder:
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
average drivers.
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| #4060 | | Griffin's Thought:
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
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| #4061 | | Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
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| #4062 | | Guillotine, n.:
A French chopping center.
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| #4063 | | Gumperson's Law:
The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
proportional to its desirability.
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| #4064 | | Gunter's Airborne Discoveries:
(1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft,
the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
(2) The strength of the turbulence
is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
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| #4065 | | gurmlish, n.:
The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof
of his mouth.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #4066 | | guru, n.:
A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with
a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the
phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
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| #4067 | | guru, n:
A computer owner who can read the manual.
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