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| #4208 |   | Lewis's Law of Travel: 	The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, 	ever.
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| #4209 |   | Liar, n.: 	A lawyer with a roving commission. 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4210 |   | Liar: 	one who tells an unpleasant truth. 		-- Oliver Herford
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| #4211 |   | Lie, n.: 	A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one 	discovered to date.
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| #4212 |   | Lieberman's Law: 	Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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| #4213 |   | life, n.: 	A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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| #4214 |   | life, n.: 	Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
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| #4215 |   | life, n.: 	That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
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| #4216 |   | lighthouse, n.: 	A tall building on the seashore in which the government 	maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
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| #4217 |   | like: 	When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
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