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| #4248 | | Manly's Maxim:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
with confidence.
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| #4249 | | manual, n.:
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given
item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information
you need is in the others.
-- Ray Simard
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| #4250 | | Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
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| #4251 | | marriage, n.:
An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply
in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing
that love. In short, committment to an institution.
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| #4252 | | marriage, n.:
Convertible bonds.
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| #4253 | | Marriage, n.:
The evil aye.
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| #4254 | | Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
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| #4255 | | Maryann's Law:
You can always find what you're not looking for.
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| #4256 | | Maslow's Maxim:
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like
a nail.
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| #4257 | | Mason's First Law of Synergism:
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
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