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| #3718 | | Antonym, n.:
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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| #3719 | | Aphasia:
Loss of speech in social scientists when asked
at parties, "But of what use is your research?"
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| #3720 | | aphorism, n.:
A concise, clever statement.
afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
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| #3721 | | Appendix:
A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
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| #3722 | | Applause, n:
The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3723 | | aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #3724 | | Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."
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| #3725 | | Arithmetic:
An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
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| #3726 | | Armadillo:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
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| #3727 | | Armor's Axiom:
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
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