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#4438 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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#4439 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it didn't work."
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#4440 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off."
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#4441 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
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#4442 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
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#4443 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost."
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#4444 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
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#4445 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
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#4446 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
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#4447 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | QOTD: "I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the dog for dinner."
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