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#5526 |  | Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
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#5527 |  | Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
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#5528 |  | If you can read this, you're too close.
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#5529 |  | If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
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#5530 |  | If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
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#5531 |  | If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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#5532 |  | If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
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#5533 |  | If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
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#5534 |  | In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
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#5535 |  | Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
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