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 | #6524 |  | Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]
|  | #6525 |  | No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large. -- Mark Twain
|  | #6526 |  | No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone. -- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"
|  | #6527 |  | No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes
|  | #6528 |  | Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
|  | #6529 |  | "Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none." -- Shakespeare
|  | #6530 |  | Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain
|  | #6531 |  | Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
|  | #6532 |  | O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant. -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
|  | #6533 |  | October 12, the Discovery.
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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