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#6634 |  | Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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#6635 |  | Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. -- Mark Twain
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#6636 |  | Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain
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#6637 |  | Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. -- Gene Fowler
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#6638 |  | Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. -- J.P. Donleavy
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#6639 |  | "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"
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#6640 |  | "You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?" "The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --" "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice. "I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'" -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"
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#6641 |  | You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
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#6642 |  | You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you. -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"
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#6643 |  | You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. -- Saul Bellow
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