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#6888 |  | A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
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#6889 |  | A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr. and Mrs. After a very pleasurable three-day stay, the man approached the front desk and told the clerk he was checking out. In a few minutes, he was handed a bill for $2500. "There must be some mistake," the salesman said. "I've been here for only three days." "Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But your wife has been here a month and a half."
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#6890 |  | A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely Guy"
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#6891 |  | A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Frost
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#6892 |  | A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
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#6893 |  | A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl. He came back from his honeymoon a chastened man. He'd become aware of the will of the wisp.
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#6894 |  | A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.
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#6895 |  | A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood waiting for a taxi. "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. "I'm going west." "How wonderful," came the cool reply. "Bring me back an orange."
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#6896 |  | A fool and his honey are soon parted.
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#6897 |  | A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston
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