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#7068 |  | I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard
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#7069 |  | I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.
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#7070 |  | "I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me." -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"
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#7071 |  | I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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#7072 |  | I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up. -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.
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#7073 |  | I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love. -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication of the British throne in order to marry the American divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
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#7074 |  | I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln
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#7075 |  | I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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#7076 |  | I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'! -- Willie Nelson
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#7077 |  | I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo
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