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#8723 |  | Why was I born with such contemporaries? -- Oscar Wilde
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#8724 |  | Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelais
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#8725 |  | Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3
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#8726 |  | Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
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#8727 |  | With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half. -- Otto von Bismark
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#8728 |  | With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
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#8729 |  | Words must be weighed, not counted.
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#8730 |  | Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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#8731 |  | Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. -- Anonymous
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#8732 |  | Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable. -- Ruthven Campbell Todd
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