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#8073 |  | If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. -- Calvin Coolidge
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#8074 |  | If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
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#8075 |  | If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
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#8076 |  | If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load? -- Christopher Hodder-Williams
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#8077 |  | If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.
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#8078 |  | If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
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#8079 |  | If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
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#8080 |  | If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it. -- William Orton
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#8081 |  | If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? -- Garrison Keillor
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#8082 |  | If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant
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