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| #1321 | | The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important
point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly
important thing to people.
-- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King
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| #1322 | | The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
-- Adam Walinsky
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| #1323 | | The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided
by the number of people in the group.
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| #1324 | | The King and his advisor are overlooking the battle field:
King: "How goes the battle plan?"
Advisor: "See those little black specks running to the right?"
K: "Yes."
A: "Those are their guys. And all those little red specks running
to the left are our guys. Then when they collide we wait till
the dust clears."
K: "And?"
A: "If there are more red specks left than black specks, we win."
K: "But what about the ^#!!$% battle plan?"
A: "So far, it seems to be going according to specks."
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| #1325 | | The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
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| #1326 | | The longer the title, the less important the job.
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| #1327 | | The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will
eventually mature.
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| #1328 | | The means-and-ends moralists, or non-doers, always end up on their ends
without any means.
-- Saul Alinsky
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| #1329 | | The meek don't want it.
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| #1330 | | The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
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