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#1481 |  | Where there's a will, there's a relative.
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#1482 |  | Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
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#1483 |  | While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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#1484 |  | While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
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#1485 |  | Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing. -- Thomas Tusser
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#1486 |  | Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
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#1487 |  | Why be a man when you can be a success? -- Bertolt Brecht
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#1488 |  | Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
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#1489 |  | Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. -- Frank Tyger
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#1490 |  | Work expands to fill the time available. -- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
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