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#1071If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
#1072If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your
total incompetence.
#1073If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
#1074If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius -- it wasn't a
hype. If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype.
-- Neil Bogart
#1075If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
-- Swami Prabhupada
#1076If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
#1077If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
-- Earl Wilson
#1078If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave
it to.
-- Dorthy Parker
#1079If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
#1080If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.
-- Ben Franklin
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