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#1481Where there's a will, there's a relative.
#1482Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
#1483While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.
#1484While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
#1485Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.
-- Thomas Tusser
#1486Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
#1487Why be a man when you can be a success?
-- Bertolt Brecht
#1488Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
#1489Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
-- Frank Tyger
#1490Work expands to fill the time available.
-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
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