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#2101PURGE COMPLETE.
#2102Put no trust in cryptic comments.
#2103RADIO SHACK LEVEL II BASIC
READY
>_
#2104RAM wasn't built in a day.
#2105Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I
saw at the airport ... Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of computer
magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport store. Does
it bother anyone else that half the world is being told all of our hard-won
secrets of computer technology? Remember how all the lawyers cried foul
when "How to Avoid Probate" was published? Are they taking no-fault
insurance lying down? No way! But at the current rate it won't be long
before there are stacks of the "Transactions on Information Theory" at the
A&P checkout counters. Who's going to be impressed with us electrical
engineers then? Are we, as the saying goes, giving away the store?
-- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President
#2106Reactor error - core dumped!
#2107Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic
value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is
much too large to implement. Most computer scientists don't notice
this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA.
#2108Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware has
limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are
so poor at I/O.
#2109Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.
#2110Real computer scientists don't program in assembler. They don't write
in anything less portable than a number two pencil.
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