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#2141Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...
#2142Save energy: Drive a smaller shell.
#2143Save gas, don't use the shell.
#2144Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
#2145Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
#2146SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
-- Ken Thompson
#2147Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
#2148Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was
built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked
together. They asked the question, "Is there a God?". Lights started
blinking, flashing and blinking some more. Suddenly, there was a loud
crash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky, struck the
computers, and welded all the connections permanently together. "There
is now", came the reply.
#2149Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table.
Kirk: Then it's of external origin?
Spock: Affirmative.
Kirk: Mr. Sulu, go to pass two.
Sulu: Aye aye, sir, going to pass two.
#2150"Section 2.4.3.5 AWNS (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State).
In AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received a
multiline message byte.
In AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC message
must be sent passive true.
The AH function must exit the AWNS and enter:
(1) The ANRS if DAV is false
(2) The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither:
(a) The LADS is active
(b) Nor LACS is active"

-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
Programmable Instrumentation
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