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#2261The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have
his head knocked off.
-- Bill Conrad
#2262The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
#2263The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.
#2264The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column
card.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
#2265The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.
-- Ralph Hartley
#2266The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional
to the number of bugs in their code.
#2267The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972
#2268The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is
that the car salesman knows he's lying.
#2269The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
#2270The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X
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