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#2521You've been Berkeley'ed!
#2522Your code should be more efficient!
#2523Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
#2524Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.
#2525Your fault -- core dumped
#2526Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket.
EOF
#2527Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
#2528Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.
#2529Your password is pitifully obvious.
#2530Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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