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#2671Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
#2672"Show business is just like high school, except you get paid."
- Martin Mull
#2673"This isn't brain surgery; it's just television."
- David Letterman
#2674"Morality is one thing. Ratings are everything."
- A Network 23 executive on "Max Headroom"
#2675Live free or die.
#2676"...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
#2677Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too
dark to read.
#2678"Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system]
made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories." - Ted Nelson, October 1977
#2679"All these black people are screwing up my democracy." - Ian Smith
#2680Use the Force, Luke.
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