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#2681I've got a bad feeling about this.
#2682The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
- Darth Vader
#2683When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
#2684"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in
poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come
and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
#2685"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
#2686186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S THE LAW.
#2687Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
#2688Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
#2689Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely,
if ever, do they forgive them.
- Oscar Wilde
#2690Single tasking: Just Say No.
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