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| #2711 | | "Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint."
-- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.
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| #2712 | | The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
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| #2713 | | "I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously."
- Doctor Graper
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| #2714 | | Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic
functions of a computer.
- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40
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| #2715 | | I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation,
indivisible,
with liberty
and justice for all.
- Francis Bellamy, 1892
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| #2716 | | People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his
ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
-- Steven Wright
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| #2717 | | My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright
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| #2718 | | You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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| #2719 | | I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
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| #2720 | | You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip
over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
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