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 |  |  | #2721 |  | I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and the building started up.  So I took it out for a drive.  A cop pulled me over
 for speeding.  He asked me where I live... "Right here".
 -- Steven Wright
 
 |  |  |  | #2722 |  | "Live or die, I'll make a million." -- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
 
 |  |  |  | #2723 |  | The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic light table for cutting and pasting documents.
 
 |  |  |  | #2724 |  | There are bugs and then there are bugs.  And then there are bugs. -- Karl Lehenbauer
 
 |  |  |  | #2725 |  | My computer can beat up your computer. - Karl Lehenbauer
 
 |  |  |  | #2726 |  | Kill Ugly Processor Architectures - Karl Lehenbauer
 
 |  |  |  | #2727 |  | Kill Ugly Radio - Frank Zappa
 
 |  |  |  | #2728 |  | "Just Say No."   - Nancy Reagan 
 "No."            - Ronald Reagan
 
 |  |  |  | #2729 |  | I believe that part of what propels science is the thirst for wonder.  It's a very powerful emotion.  All children feel it.  In a first grade classroom
 everybody feels it; in a twelfth grade classroom almost nobody feels it, or
 at least acknowledges it.  Something happens between first and twelfth grade,
 and it's not just puberty.  Not only do the schools and the media not teach
 much skepticism, there is also little encouragement of this stirring sense
 of wonder.  Science and pseudoscience both arouse that feeling.  Poor
 popularizations of science establish an ecological niche for pseudoscience.
 - Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87
 
 |  |  |  | #2730 |  | If science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible and exciting, there would be no room for pseudoscience.  But there is a kind
 of Gresham's Law by which in popular culture the bad science drives out the
 good.  And for this I think we have to blame, first, the scientific community
 ourselves for not doing a better job of popularizing science, and second, the
 media, which are in this respect almost uniformly dreadful.  Every newspaper
 in America has a daily astrology column.  How many have even a weekly
 astronomy column?  And I believe it is also the fault of the educational
 system.  We do not teach how to think.  This is a very serious failure that
 may even, in a world rigged with 60,000 nuclear weapons, compromise the human
 future.
 - Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87
 
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