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| #271 |   | Push where it gives and scratch where it itches.
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| #272 |   | Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
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| #273 |   | Reality does not exist -- yet.
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| #274 |   | Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth? 		-- Patrick Sky
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| #275 |   | Reality is for people who lack imagination.
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| #276 |   | Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity. 		-- Alvy Ray Smith
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| #277 |   | Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction.
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| #278 |   | Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. 	-- Lily Tomlin
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| #279 |   | "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away". 		-- Philip K. Dick
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| #280 |   | Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over the first one. 		-- Confusion
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