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 |  |  | #2811 |  | ...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is the practice of truth.
 - George Jacob Holyoake
 
 |  |  |  | #2812 |  | "If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee." - broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, "Eagle", to Johnson Space Center, Houston
 July 20, 1969, 7:27 P.M.
 
 |  |  |  | #2813 |  | The meek are contesting the will. 
 |  |  |  | #2814 |  | I'm sick of being trodden on!  The Elder Gods say they can make me a man! All it costs is my soul!  I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!!
 - Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee
 
 |  |  |  | #2815 |  | On Krat's main screen appeared the holo image of a man, and several dolphins. From the man's shape, Krat could tell it was a female, probably their leader.
 "...stupid creatures unworthy of the name `sophonts.'  Foolish, pre-sentient
 upspring of errant masters.  We slip away from all your armed might, laughing
 at your clumsiness!  We slip away as we always will, you pathetic creatures.
 And now that we have a real head start, you'll never catch us!  What better
 proof that the Progenitors favor not you, but us!  What better proof..."
 The taunt went on.  Krat listened, enraged, yet at the same time savoring
 the artistry of it.  These men are better than I'd thought.  Their insults
 are wordy and overblown, but they have talent.  They deserve honorable, slow
 deaths.
 - David Brin, Startide Rising
 
 |  |  |  | #2816 |  | "I'm a mean green mother from outer space" -- Audrey II, The Little Shop of Horrors
 
 |  |  |  | #2817 |  | Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer. It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who
 watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide
 people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and
 cruelty for that.  On the other hand, I respect and envy the people
 who get inspiration from their religions.
 - Benjamin Spock
 
 |  |  |  | #2818 |  | Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. - Andy Finkel, computer guy
 
 |  |  |  | #2819 |  | Being schizophrenic is better than living alone. 
 |  |  |  | #2820 |  | NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again. - The Firesign Theater
 
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