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#2831He's dead, Jim.
#2832New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
- David Letterman
#2833You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
- Al Capone
#2834The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects
into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to
levitation.

Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the
character does not have fire resistance.

- README file from the NetHack game
#2835Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
#2836I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not. But I'm
sick and tired of being told that I am.
- Monty Python
#2837"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity."
-- Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.
#2838There is a time in the tides of men,
Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success.
On the other hand, don't count on it.
- T. K. Lawson
#2839To follow foolish precedents, and wink
With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
- William Cowper
#2840It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
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