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| #3021 | | Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be know as Dentists.
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| #3022 | | "I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person,
unless he has an atomic weapon."
-- Howard Chaykin
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| #3023 | | "Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear
strapped to your butt?"
"No."
"'Course you haven't, you fruit-loop little geek."
-- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey's SNL characters
[ditto]
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| #3024 | | "I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and
seizure. Man, that was really Out There."
"I was so WRECKED when I wrote that..."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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| #3025 | | "Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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| #3026 | | It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
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| #3027 | | "Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit"
- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
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| #3028 | | "Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
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| #3029 | | "You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
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| #3030 | | "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
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