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| #3061 | | A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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| #3062 | | Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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| #3063 | | Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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| #3064 | | Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the
amount of equipment ruined.
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| #3065 | | Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the
time, and some of the people all of the
time, but you can't fool mom.
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| #3066 | | "Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is]
an interesting role for an actor."
-- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"
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| #3067 | | "If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never
stop throwing up."
-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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| #3068 | | "Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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| #3069 | | "In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that
"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News
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| #3070 | | "Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."
-- Hannah Arendt.
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