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#3071Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)
#3072"I distrust a man who says 'when.' If he's got to be careful not to drink too
much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does."
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_
#3073"I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_
#3074All extremists should be taken out and shot.
#3075"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?"
-- George Carlin
#3076"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!"
-- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_
#3077From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.
-- Bryan Sparrowhawk
#3078There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us
#3079"The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing,
the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a
walnut."
-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson
#3080"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities."
-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_
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