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| #3131 | | "If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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| #3132 | | What to do in case of an alien attack:
1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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| #3133 | | "Nuclear war would really set back cable."
- Ted Turner
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| #3134 | | "You tweachewous miscweant!"
-- Elmer Fudd
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| #3135 | | "I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"
-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_
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| #3136 | | "Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
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| #3137 | | Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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| #3138 | | Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
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| #3139 | | "The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- The Firesign Theatre
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| #3140 | | "Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_
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