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#3291interlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify
-- Webster's New World Dictionary Of The American Language
#3292"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
-- Mark Twain
#3293"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"FIFTEEN!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"
#3294"If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files."
-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm -i *" to
get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.
#3295"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral
crisis, preserved their neutrality."
-- Dante
#3296"The medium is the message."
-- Marshall McLuhan
#3297"The medium is the massage."
-- Crazy Nigel
#3298"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
-- Vince Lombardi, football coach
#3299"It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington."
-- Admiral Grace Hopper
#3300Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
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