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#3471"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed."
-- Albert Einstein
#3472"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is
the exact opposite."
-- Bertrand Russell, _Sceptical_Essays_, 1928
#3473"Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
#3474"Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing."
-- G. Steinem
#3475"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is
dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-- Frank Zappa
#3476"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan
#3477"Let me guess, Ed. Pentescostal, right?"
-- Starcap'n Ra, ra@asuvax.asu.edu

"Nope. Charismatic (I think - I've given up on what all those pesky labels
mean)."
-- Ed Carp, erc@unisec.usi.com

"Same difference - all zeal and feel, averaging less than one working brain
cell per congregation. Starcap'n Ra, you pegged him. Good work!"
-- Kenn Barry, barry@eos.UUCP
#3478"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
-- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp
#3479"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out."
-- John F. Haugh II (jfh@rpp386.Dallas.TX.US), about forging net news articles
#3480"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some
of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?"
-- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US
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