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#3491"Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot.
Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained. It's sometimes hard
to remember this in the bulk of the flamewars that all of the hassle and
pain is generally caused by one or two highly-motivated, caustic twits."
-- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@apple.com, about Usenet
#3492Backed up the system lately?
#3493"It doesn't much signify whom one marries for one is sure to find out next
morning it was someone else."
-- Rogers
#3494"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
-- Chekhov
#3495"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
#3496"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved."
-- Butler
#3497"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does
woman want?'"
-- Sigmund Freud
#3498"I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world,
and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming
feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#3499Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
#3500"The preeminence of a learned man over a worshiper is equal to the preeminence
of the moon, at the night of the full moon, over all the stars. Verily, the
learned men are the heirs of the Prophets."
-- A tradition attributed to Muhammad
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