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#3521"Lying lips are abomination to the Lord; but they that deal truly are his
delight.
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.
He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto
him.
Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause; and deceive not with
thy lips.
Death and life are in the power of the tongue."
-- Proverbs, some selections from the Jewish Scripture
#3522"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and
I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
-- Matt Cartmill
#3523Heisenberg might have been here.
#3524"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop
#3525"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
-- Russell Baker
#3526How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
#3527"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
#3528"If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak."
-- Phil Wayne
#3529"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
-- Patricia O Tuama
#3530"I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth"
-- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
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