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#3531"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
#3532"Money is the root of all money."
-- the moving finger
#3533"...Greg Nowak: `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?"
-- Jonathan D. Trudel, trudel@caip.rutgers.edu

"No. You need to say less."
-- Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM
#3534"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just
because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you
does not make you any saner. Doomed, eh?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
#3535"Obedience. A religion of slaves. A religion of intellectual death. I like
it. Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it
has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex
on his wrist. I like that job! Where can I sign up?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
#3536"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a
cockatoo."
-- George Bernard Shaw
#3537"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and
those inside desperate to get out."
-- Montaigne
#3538"For a male and female to live continuously together is... biologically
speaking, an extremely unnatural condition."
-- Robert Briffault
#3539"Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it."
-- Baskins
#3540A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
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