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#3701Albrecht's Law:
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
#3702Alden's Laws:
(1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
#3703algorithm, n.:
Trendy dance for hip programmers.
#3704alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.
#3705All new:
Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
#3706Allen's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
#3707Alliance, n.:
In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#3708Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#3709Ambidextrous, adj.:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#3710Ambiguity:
Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
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