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| #3701 | | Albrecht's Law:
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
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| #3702 | | Alden's Laws:
(1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
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| #3703 | | algorithm, n.:
Trendy dance for hip programmers.
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| #3704 | | alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.
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| #3705 | | All new:
Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
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| #3706 | | Allen's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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| #3707 | | Alliance, n.:
In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3708 | | Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3709 | | Ambidextrous, adj.:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3710 | | Ambiguity:
Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
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