 |
| #3721 | | Appendix:
A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
|
|
| #3722 | | Applause, n:
The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce
|
|
| #3723 | | aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
|
| #3724 | | Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."
|
|
| #3725 | | Arithmetic:
An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
|
|
| #3726 | | Armadillo:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
|
|
| #3727 | | Armor's Axiom:
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
|
|
| #3728 | | Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
|
|
| #3729 | | Arnold's Addendum:
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
|
|
| #3730 | | Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
first two laws.
|
|
|
| ... ... |
