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#3721Appendix:
A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
#3722Applause, n:
The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce
#3723aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
#3724Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."
#3725Arithmetic:
An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
#3726Armadillo:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
#3727Armor's Axiom:
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
#3728Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
#3729Arnold's Addendum:
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
#3730Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
first two laws.
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