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| #3731 |   | Arthur's Laws of Love: 	(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you 	    remind them of someone else. 	(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be 	    delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of 	    yourself in person.
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| #3732 |   | ASCII: 	The control code for all beginning programmers and those who would 	become computer literate.  Etymologically, the term has come down as 	a contraction of the often-repeated phrase "ascii and you shall 	receive." 		-- Robb Russon
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| #3733 |   | Atlanta: 	An entire city surrounded by an airport.
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| #3734 |   | Auction: 	A gyp off the old block.
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| #3735 |   | audophile, n: 	Someone who listens to the equipment instead of the music.
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| #3736 |   | Authentic: 	Indubitably true, in somebody's opinion.
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| #3737 |   | Automobile, n.: 	A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
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| #3738 |   | Bachelor: 	A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
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| #3739 |   | Bachelor: 	A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
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| #3740 |   | Backward conditioning: 	Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
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