 |
| #3781 | | Boob's Law:
You always find something in the last place you look.
|
|
| #3782 | | Booker's Law:
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
|
|
| #3783 | | Bore, n.:
A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
-- Walter Winchell
|
|
| #3784 | | Bore, n.:
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
|
| #3785 | | Boren's Laws:
(1) When in charge, ponder.
(2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble.
|
|
| #3786 | | boss, n:
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the
words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss,
in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an
ornamental stud."
|
|
| #3787 | | Boucher's Observation:
He who blows his own horn always plays the music
several octaves higher than originally written.
|
|
| #3788 | | Bower's Law:
Talent goes where the action is.
|
|
| #3789 | | Bowie's Theorem:
If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
|
|
| #3790 | | boy, n:
A noise with dirt on it.
|
|
|
| ... ... |
