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#3911Data, n.:
Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced
the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
#3912Davis' Law of Traffic Density:
The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to
1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
#3913Davis's Dictum:
Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
#3914Dawn, n.:
The time when men of reason go to bed.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#3915Deadwood, n.:
Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
#3916Death wish, n.:
The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
#3917Decision maker, n.:
The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
before the music stopped.
#3918default, n.:
[Possibly from Black English "De fault wid dis system is you,
mon."] The vain attempt to avoid errors by inactivity. "Nothing will
come of nothing: speak again." -- King Lear.
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
#3919Default, n.:
The hardware's, of course.
#3920Deja vu:
French., already seen; unoriginal; trite.
Psychol., The illusion of having previously experienced
something actually being encountered for the first time.
Psychol., The illusion of having previously experienced
something actually being encountered for the first time.
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