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| #3921 | | Deliberation, n.:
The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is
buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3922 | | Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3923 | | Denver, n.:
A smallish city located just below the `O' in Colorado.
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| #3924 | | design, v.:
What you regret not doing later on.
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| #3925 | | DeVries' Dilemma:
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
hits the paper.
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| #3926 | | Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
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| #3927 | | Die, v.:
To stop sinning suddenly.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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| #3928 | | Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
1 carton milk
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| #3929 | | diplomacy, n:
Lying in state.
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| #3930 | | Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
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