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| #3971 | | falsie salesman, n:
Fuller bust man.
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| #3972 | | Famous last words:
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| #3973 | | Famous last words:
(1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
(2) "You and what army?"
(3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be
a cop."
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| #3974 | | Famous last words:
(1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
(2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
(3) What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
(4) We won't need reservations.
(5) It's always sunny there this time of the year.
(6) Don't worry, it's not loaded.
(7) They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
(8) Don't worry! Women love it!
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| #3975 | | Famous quotations:
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-- Charlie Chaplin
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-- Harpo Marx
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-- Marcel Marceau
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| #3976 | | Famous, adj.:
Conspicuously miserable.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3977 | | feature, n:
A surprising property of a program. Occasionaly documented. To
call a property a feature sometimes means the author did not
consider that case, and the program makes an unexpected, though
not necessarily wrong response. See BUG. "That's not a bug, it's
a feature!" A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it.
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| #3978 | | fenderberg, n.:
The large glacial deposits that form on the insides
of car fenders during snowstorms.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #3979 | | Ferguson's Precept:
A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."
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| #3980 | | Fidelity, n.:
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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