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| #4221 | | love, n.:
Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope.
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| #4222 | | love, n.:
When it's growing, you don't mind watering it with a few tears.
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| #4223 | | love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
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| #4224 | | love, n.:
When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
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| #4225 | | love, n.:
When, if asked to choose between your lover
and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.
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| #4226 | | love, v.:
I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours.
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| #4227 | | Lowery's Law:
If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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| #4228 | | Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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| #4229 | | Lunatic Asylum, n.:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
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| #4230 | | Machine-Independent, adj.:
Does not run on any existing machine.
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