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#4281Minicomputer:
A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager.
#4282MIPS:
Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
#4283Misfortune, n.:
The kind of fortune that never misses.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#4284MIT:
The Georgia Tech of the North
#4285Mitchell's Law of Committees:
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are
held to discuss it.
#4286mittsquinter, adj.:
A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as
if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
#4287Mix's Law:
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
#4288mixed emotions:
Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff.
With five empty seats.
#4289mixed emotions:
Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff...
in your brand new Mercedes.
#4290modem, adj.:
Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An
unfortunate byproduct of kerning.

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