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| #4311 |   | neutron bomb, n.: 	An explosive device of limited military value because, as 	it only destroys people without destroying property, it 	must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
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| #4312 |   | new, adj.: 	Different color from previous model.
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| #4313 |   | Newlan's Truism: 	An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the  	government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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| #4314 |   | Newman's Discovery: 	Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will 	your worst dreams.
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| #4315 |   | Newton's Law of Gravitation: 	What goes up must come down.  But don't expect it to come down where 	you can find it.  Murphy's Law applies to Newton's.
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| #4316 |   | Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: 	A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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| #4317 |   | Nick the Greek's Law of Life: 	All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
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| #4318 |   | Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: 	The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of 	the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
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| #4319 |   | no brainer: 	A decision which, viewed through the retrospectoscope, 	is "obvious" to those who failed to make it originally.
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| #4320 |   | no maintenance: 	Impossible to fix.
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