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#4371paycheck:
The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance,
Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.
#4372Peace, n.:
In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#4373Pecor's Health-Food Principle:
Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
#4374Pedaeration, n.:
The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
#4375pediddel:
A car with only one working headlight.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
#4376Peers's Law:
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
#4377Penguin Trivia #46:
Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
#4378pension:
A federally insured chain letter.
#4379People's Action Rules:
(1) Some people who can, shouldn't.
(2) Some people who should, won't.
(3) Some people who shouldn't, will.
(4) Some people who can't, will try, regardless.
(5) Some people who shouldn't, but try, will then blame others.
#4380perfect guest:
One who makes his host feel at home.
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